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I am a blue-tailed mermaid who loves to eat and owns a pet tiger and dolphin.
jonriel c. <3
22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.
GAGA AND JULIE ANDREWS
OMFG
OMFG KRISTIN CHENOWETH
Dora was my favorite
I’m dead. LOL
THIS WOMAN IS FANTASTIC
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when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
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"But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more."
Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid (via p0sh)
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via deerpong)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
LOLOL
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
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